THE MARYLEBONE EXPERIENCE(2)

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The Frozen Northerner has just returned from yet another trip to the metropolis, the last time we were in the capital was way back in February, when we stayed at the very classy Claridge’s. No chance of us staying there this time, as the price of five star accommodation in London has rocketed out of all proportion. My good lady wife, The Contessa Di La Proctero, informs me that best value around is the Marylebone boutique hotel 10 Manchester Street.

We have used this particular hotel on numerous occasions and in my opinion offers extremely good value for money. It has been three years since we last stayed in the Marylebone area so it will interesting to see if has changed much. What I always like about Marylebone is that it has a bit of village vibe about it, therefore, it was a bit disappointing to see that there extensive building work being carried out where once the farmers market was held the last time we were here. However, it has to said, that in general, The Frozen Northerners found Marylebone better that ever, although it is in central London, Marylebone is very laid back, with loads of good cafes and restaurants, so much so that, we didn’t even bother to leave the area.

Every morning we would sit outside St John cafĂ©/restaurant on Marylebone Lane enjoying a coffee and croissant watching the world go by, then head for a stroll around the place, this is the most stress free break I have had in while, in the evening we ate a couple of times at the very laid back, The Italians, just off Marylebone High Street which more than met our expectations. There used to a time when we came London where would be running around all over the place, now we don’t, we come to relax and drink an exorbitant amount of coffee during the day and wine in the evening and that is why Marylebone is the perfect place for the The Frozen Northerners to chill out and relax.

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SHAMEFUL

Jurgen Klopp’s outrageous behaviour in the recent Liverpool v Manchester City game shouldn’t really come as surprise to anybody. His touchline antics are now completely out of control, will the F. A. act positively and ban him from the touchline for rest of the season and fine him a year’s wages. No chance, the F.A. are so afraid of upsetting the big clubs than Klopp will get a slap on the wrist and no more.

Klopp, is not alone in displaying this type of disgraceful behaviour, Conte, Arteta, Guardiola and till recently Tuchel, are all students of this outlandish touchline behaviour, Ashley Williams is accused of assault at his son’s under 12 junior football match and then is allowed to act as pundit on Match of the Day. It’s a never ending story, pro football is an obscenity which, the media adore, where will it end up, well, it depends on which side of the fence on, it can get better or it can get worse.

But this type of grotesque touchline conduct is literally killing the game in this country, not at the top level where the big clubs endlessly gorge on the mountain of cash that is coming into the pro game, but, at the bottom end it a different sorry. You try and get some volunteers to run your local juniors sides, they might come along for a short while, but, once the abuse kicks in from the parents, there gone and they ain’t coming back. Getting a referee for these games is just as hard, managers will spend all week making anywhere up to 30 calls in a vain attempt to lure a ref to their game. Then you have schools football which is also fast disappearing, once again because the ever demanding parents are not happy with the position “little Billy” ( please don’t call their child “little” because that is going open up a whole new bag of worms) is being asked to play.

A colleague of mine who is heavily involved in junior football gives it a lifespan of no more than 5 years, I admire his optimism, because the direction football is taking, it will be over a lot earlier than that. You can put respect banners up, take the knee, hey, do what you like, the F.A. and the premier league don’t care, just as long the money keeps rolling in. It’s pathetic.

BOOKS

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SIMPSON & MERCKX FRIENDS & RIVALS

Philippe Gilbert’s victory in this year’s Paris/Roubaix took him into an elite group of cyclists that have won four Monuments or more. Gilbert’s achievement should not be underestimated as any victory in one of the five races known as The Monuments gives any cyclist everlasting fame. Therefore, if you are a bit of a cycling buff, Peter Cossins excellent book, The Monuments: The Girt & Glory of Cycling’s Greatest One Day Races, is an essential read for anyone interested in the sport of cycling. As with any book that I read on cycling, the chances are, that, unless it’s a autobiography, somewhere in the book, the immortal Eddy Merckx will appear and true to form Merckx tends to dominate large portions of Cossins book.

To say that the book is all about Merckx is to do a disservice to Cossins excellent book, which explores the origins and history of the five legendary races know as The Monuments. Cossins, must have spent extraordinary length of time putting this book together, as his research has painstakingly explored how these races came into existence and how they have developed over the years, making the detail of his work is quite masterful.

If there is particular era of cycling with which you are interested then it’s all here for you, five one day classics that can take your breathe away. Starting in the spring with Milan/San Remo, this race is then followed by The Tour of Flanders, Paris/Roubaix, Leige, Bastionge, Leige and finally the Autumn classic that is the Tour of Lombardy, which is often referred to “The race of the falling leaves”.

Arguably the best known of Monuments is the Paris/Roubaix which is also known “The Hell of the North” Cossens, avidly describes the torture that the riders have to endure whilst cycling over those cobbled roads, it may be hell, but, it is nothing compared to Cossins description of the pain the great Bernard Hinault was prepared to endure in his quest for victory in the Liege Bastionge Leige (La Doyenne) race of 1980. Bad weather saw the race finish with only 21 cyclists of a starting line up of 174 riders, it’s no secret that Hinault wanted to quit, especially when frostbite found its way into two of his fingers. However, the Breton dug in, showing his greatness (and why he is my favourite rider after Merckx) to produce a notable victory.

Hinualt’s momentous victory at Leige is just one the many anecdotes that fill the book, nowadays TV tends to saturate you with all things relevant to the grand tours leaving you with feeling that The Monuments are of secondary importance. Don’t you believe that for one minute, unlike the grand tours, where you can have a bad day and recover the next, The Monuments leave the cyclists with no room for error, you have to produce the goods on the day and that what makes the The Monuments so magical.

In the long history of The Monuments only three men, Eddy Merckx, Roger De Vlaeminck and Rik Van Looy have managed to win all five events, Van Looy being the first man to win all five races, eventually he would end up with a grand total of 8. De Vlaeminck would outdo Van Looy with 11 victories, both fabulous totals. However, both men must bow to greatest cyclist of all time, the remarkable Eddy Merckx who is credited with an incredible 19 victories and is the only man to have won each event on multiple occasions.

Men like Coppi, Merckx, Hinualt excelled at both the grand tours and the one day events, whilst men like Van Looy, De Vlaeminck, Kelly, Simpson et al probably though the monuments far more important than any grand tour. What I love about books like this, is that it reaffirms my belief that these guys would have blown the much vaunted Lance Armstrong out of the water any day of the week.

I have deliberately omitted the raft of great cyclists that have made these events what they are, simply because I want you to buy the book. It’s a must for any cycling enthusiast, but, no matter what, sometimes I think that Merckx is greatest athlete, never mind cyclist, that ever lived.

ROGER DE VLAEMINCK “THE GYPSY”

VAN LOOY
BERNARD “THE BADGER” HINAULT
THE GREAT EDDY MERCHX

FORGOTTEN HEROES

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THE GREAT FRITZ WALTER

With the World Cup just around the corner, I thought it appropriate to write about a true legend of game, the great Fritz Walter. Although, The Frozen Northerner never saw this iconic German inside forward play, whenever, he hears the mention of his name, the hairs on the back of his neck stand up. The story of Fritz Walter is a fascinating one, demonstrating the highs and lows of football and how a player’s destiny can be shaped by one act of good fortune.

Fritz Walter was born in the month of October, 1920, in the German city of Kaiserslautern, in 1928, Walter, joined his home town’s football academy at the tender age of eight. His talent was evident at an early age resulted in him being handed a debut as a seventeen year old in 1937. Walter was clearly a player with a future and sure enough by the time he was twenty, his early promise was recognised by Germany’s head coach, Sepp Herberger, who rewarded Walter with his first cap for the national side.

However, Walter was living in Nazi Germany and in 1942 he was drafted into German Armed Forces to fight on the Russian front. When the tide turned against the German forces, Walter was duly imprisoned along with his brother Ottmar. Whilst awaiting transportation to the Siberian Gulags and almost certain death, Walter was playing in a makeshift game within the prisoner of war camp, where he was recognized by one of the Hungarian guards, who claimed that Walter and his brother were not German. This twist of fate saved the Walter brothers from the Gulags allowing them to eventually return to Kaiserslautern and war torn Germany.

After returning to Germany, Walter suffered from a bout of Malaria, fortunately, football didn’t resume competitively until 1947 allowing Walter the time to rehabilitate before returning to play his beloved ” Die Roten Teufel”. Like most of the tales I tell about my forgotten heroes, Walter was complex character, for all of his brilliance here was a player who was plagued with crippling self doubt, a player, that always performed better on rain soaked pitches, a player who hated playing in the sunshine, forever, wanting to play in the rain, always craving the need for wet weather to produce his sublime skills.

After the war and the political upheaval that came with it, Herberger was now left in charge of the democratic West Germany, a country, that would be denied access to the 1950 World Cup competition. Walter was now thirty, an age when, back then, most players were thinking of retiring, you would have thought that his playing career would have started to decline, however, despite his endless self doubt, the next eight years would see this troubled genius rise to become the most revered German player of all time.

His form at this time was exceptional, so good, that the legendary manager, Helenio Herrera (II Mago) offered Kaiserslautern DM 225,000 in an attempt to prise Walter away to Athletico Madrid, Walter, resisted, staying ever loyal to beloved hometown club. Herberger’s prodigal son, returned to the international arena in 1951, the year that Kaiserslautern won their first German Championship, they would take the championship again in 1953 followed by two runner spots in 1954 and 1955.

Etched in the middle of Kaiserslautern’s great run would be the 1954 World Cup, a competition that appeared to lie at the mercy of the Magical Magyars, the greatest Hungarian team of all time, led by the irresistible Ferenc Puskas. Germany were drawn in the group with Hungary, Turkey and South Korea, Herberger decided to field a weakened side against the Hungarians, who duly mauled the German side 8-3. Herberger was unmoved, results in the group dictated that the Germans must play Turkey in a play-off for a place in the quarter finals. Turkey were duly dispatched 4-1, allowing the Germans to enter the knock out stages of the tournament. Yugoslavia and old rivals Austria, were disposed in the quarter and semi finals leaving the Germans to face Hungary in the final.

To say Walter was worried about the final would be the understatement of a lifetime, when he awoke in his hotel in Spiez, on the morning of the final, the sun was shining brightly across Lake Thun. Walter, ever the sensitive soul, saw this as sign of impending disaster, nevertheless, by lunchtime the weather had changed dramatically with rain now pouring down. Walter was uplifted by the rain, becoming more optimistic about West Germany’s chances later that afternoon in World Cup final of 1954.

The final, was played at the Wankdorf Stadium in Berne, 62,000 fans crammed into the ground to witness one of the greatest upsets in World Cup history, as the seemingly unbeatable Hungarian side succumbed to a West Germany side inspired and driven by the genius of Walter, 3-2.

The miracle of Berne, as the final became known, firmly established Walter as West Germany’s greatest player, possibly of all time, giving him soccer immortality. Fame didn’t sit easily on Walter’s shoulders, but, the die was now firmly cast. He would play on, captaining West Germany to fourth place in the 1958 World Cup in Sweden. Walter retired in 1959 after career that saw play 364 times for Kaiserslautern scoring 357 goals whilst 61 caps would yield him 33 goals for his country. The crafty Herberger attempted to draw Walter out of retirement for the 1962 World Cup in Chile, which the 42 year old Walter resisted.

Players like Fritz Walter simply don’t exist anymore, forever loyal to his adored, Kaiserslautern, he set the standard by which all German footballers and that includes Beckenbauer, must aspire to, yet, if it had been for the kindness of that Hungarian guard who knows what might have happened to “Der Alte Fritz” the great Fritz Walter.

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You, may, or may not, have watched the original Professor T, a Belgian produced crime series, which, I think first surfaced a couple of years back on more 4. The programme starred Koen De Boun as troubled criminologist, Jasper Teerlinck, although he is widely regarded as something of a genius, the good professor is rather prone to what, can best be described as rather eccentric behaviour. The Frozen Northerner loved the show, most people I suspect, would be put off by the use of subtitles, but, as you will know from previous blogs, I actually prefer subtitles. The Belgian version proved to be somewhat of a hit, prompting ITV to produce the series in English.

The English interpretation, substitutes Cambridge for Antwerp with Ben Millar stepping into Keon De Boun’s role as professor Jasper Tempest. Millar plays to role to perfection, excelling as this rather complex character who suffers not only from O.C.D. but, also from a superior attitude that tends to upset most people he comes into contact with.

The gist of the story is that Tempest is often employed by the local police force, mainly due to fact that a former student of his, Detective Sergeant Lisa Donkers (Emma Naomi) is big fan of Tempest’s methods of solving crimes. His relationship with the police force is rather tenuous which is further complicated due to the fact that Tempest (Millar) was once romantically involved with Chief Inspector Cristina Brand(Juliet Aubrey) Tempest, (Millar) still hopes to rekindle the relationship, although as the series draws on, it quickly becomes apparent that Tempest (Millar) and Brand (Aubrey)are never going to get back to together. With the dark nights creeping in, Professor T is just about the best show on T.V at the moment and is well worth a viewing.

P.S. Good as Ben Millar is, look out for wonderfully over the top performance from Frances De La Tour, as Tempest’s overbearing mother, Adelaide, brilliant.